Archive for the ‘economy’ Category
And Now, A List of Places That Have Denied Me Employment
In no particular order:
-Albertsons
-Kroger
-Multiple CVS
-Multiple Walgreens
-Multiple Home Depots
-Multiple Office Depots
-Multiple Office Max
-Multiple Wal Marts
-Multiple Targets
-Multiple Potbelly Sandwich Works
-Multiple Subways
-Black Eyed Pea
-Earthbound Trading Company
-Hobby Lobby
-Michaels
-Bed, Bath & Beyond
-On The Border
-Tuesday Morning
-The Container Store
-AutoZone
-Borders Books and Music
-Best Buy
-Retro Revolution
-Adventure Landing
-Tom Thumb
-U.S. Toy Company
-Barnes & Noble
-Half Price Books
-Radio Shack
-Academy Sports and Outdoors
-Big Lots
-Jo Ann
I’ll update the list as I remember more places I’ve been rejected from, and places I continue to get rejected from. I’ve been at this since January of this year.
Reverse Recession
There has been a lot of talk about recessions lately. But there has also been talk about a new phenomenon aptly titled Recession Proof™. Recession Proof™, as you might be able to guess, means that whatever the subject is, it is immune to the effects of a degrading economy based on imaginary money. In other words, it won’t lose its value, or be less desirable even if the world’s fun bucks become little more than colored paper.
Usually Recession Proof™ is used in the context of some sort of tangible item, or concrete idea. Like how to Recession Proof™ your food or cooking habits, finding a Recession Proof™ job, or even Recession Proof™ makeup tips. Anything that can be sold to the public can just as easily be branded as Recession Proof™, and who wouldn’t want to be assured potentially Recession Proof™ products?
But these all of these ideas are simply treating the symptoms of the problem. I have found the true solution to the current economic state. Why try to Recession Proof™ everything except the one thing that could really make a difference? This is why I propose we print Recession Proof™ money. If money itself can’t lose its value, then all our problems would be solved overnight! Take note government(s) of the globe, if you were dry on ideas on how to make your subjects follow your new plan for their lives, creating an absolute Recession Proof™ type of fun bucks is a sure fire way to get them to buy into it.
