SuperJanitor

Every once in a while I’ll Google my user name just to see what’s out there about me. The usual always comes up, the few sites that I keep up with and upkeep myself. But at some point in the past few months, something new began to appear when I searched for SuperJanitor. It was this graphic design chop shop of a website, where anything and everything under the sun is printed on just about anything you could ever want. I was kind of surprised, as SuperJanitor probably isn’t something that would come up in normal conversation, it’s pretty high concept I think. But nevertheless, staring me in the face was a multitude of SuperJanitor merchandise, and I had nothing to do with it. Or did I?

I am convinced that this was not an original idea of whoever came up with the design of that SuperJanitor logo, but stolen. Stolen from someone like me. Of course this is all wild speculation, but I have records of me using SuperJanitor as far back as 2001. It seems to me that someone out there on the tubes decided they liked the idea of SuperJanitor, went ahead and made a logo, and sold it to the aforementioned chop shop. But this post isn’t about me pondering my intellectual property rights (and possible royalty rights!) to something I neither coined nor was the first to use in a sentence (even though I sure as heck corner the market on the internet as far as SuperJanitor goes, links from chop shop notwithstanding). This post is about me being able to legitimately post a picture of a thong.

Ladies, make sure to get yourself a super sexy SuperJanitor thong. Men, I’ve heard man-thongs are quite comfortable, so pick one up yourselves. This is of course only one example of a plethora of wardrobe items available to you, so why not choose a few, maybe one for each day of the week. You can’t go wrong with SuperJanitor.

It’s too bad I don’t get a slice of whatever money they’re making off selling this stuff. I can’t imagine it’s too much though.

This is becoming increasingly true with the slightly colder weather we’ve been having.