SuperJanitor

There has been a lot of talk about recessions lately. But there has also been talk about a new phenomenon aptly titled Recession Proof™. Recession Proof™, as you might be able to guess, means that whatever the subject is, it is immune to the effects of a degrading economy based on imaginary money. In other words, it won’t lose its value, or be less desirable even if the world’s fun bucks become little more than colored paper.

Usually Recession Proof™ is used in the context of some sort of tangible item, or concrete idea. Like how to Recession Proof™ your food or cooking habits, finding a Recession Proof™ job, or even Recession Proof™ makeup tips. Anything that can be sold to the public can just as easily be branded as Recession Proof™, and who wouldn’t want to be assured potentially Recession Proof™ products?

But these all of these ideas are simply treating the symptoms of the problem. I have found the true solution to the current economic state. Why try to Recession Proof™ everything except the one thing that could really make a difference? This is why I propose we print Recession Proof™ money. If money itself can’t lose its value, then all our problems would be solved overnight! Take note government(s) of the globe, if you were dry on ideas on how to make your subjects follow your new plan for their lives, creating an absolute Recession Proof™ type of fun bucks is a sure fire way to get them to buy into it.

This is becoming increasingly true with the slightly colder weather we’ve been having.

Sorry if you were hoping for a long winded diatribe about PETA. Now is not the time, on this 2008 presidential election eve.

’nuff said.

Original air date: February 13, 2006.